JABOOTU the bad movie dimension - Sphere (1998) - 0 reviews [Stumbles via StumbleUpon]

The shear length of this rant is what really gets me laughing.

By the way, I didn't read all the way through it. If you can make it all the way through you have an attention span that is far superior to mine.

NEW G.I. Joe Cast Pics! - 17 reviews [Stumbles via StumbleUpon]

Scarlett:

Psssst Hey Scarlett, I don't really think your boobs are big enough to fill that suit.

Red Band Harold and Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay Trailer - [Stumbles via StumbleUpon]

The first movie was pretty funny, but this one looks even better.

The 10 Most Asinine Movie Twist Endings | Cracked.com - [Stumbles via StumbleUpon]

I never really realized how stupid some of these movie endings actually were until I read this.