Candy Wars - 0 reviews [Stumbles via StumbleUpon]

After reading this, I immediately went scavaging through my drawers for a packet of M&M's. I know why fat ass x-wife kept a candy stash somewhere in the house... I finally found a pack, which was probably from Halloween a couple of years ago or something. Anyway, I get two M&M's put them between my fingers and start smashing. The first two both smash at the same time, so do the second two, and third two, the fourth two slipped out from under my fingers and flew across the room. After that I pretty much gave up and decided this was stupid.